almuerzo
Lunch for my son. Perfection. Even my nails are clean.
Jared, passing down his infinite knowledge to Rafael.
A respectable score
So it turns out this is the exact number of 5 year olds i could take in a fight. It is an impressive number and trust me the questionnaire i filled to extract that number was exhausting. But i do have martial arts training, my reach is fairly good, i’m quick on my feet and am in really good shape. Honestly though, i kept waiting for the questionnaire (more…)
Keeping the Conversation Going Strong
After the initial, “Hey, do you know if they have Guiness here,” do you get tongue tied or just become basically at a complete loss for words? Me too. How to Start a Conversation and Make Friends, is the perfect book (more…)
lost time
The most time consuming events in my day in order of most time suckage.
Feeding my son.
Holding my son when he’s crying.
Picking ingrown hairs while I think about shit.
Deciding to clean the house then talking myself out of it.
Thinking about ex girlfriends and how (if I were with them) much worse my life would be.
