Apples and Oranges

My ipod is a piece of shit. It’s my second one, it’s a mini, and if i spend all day charging it I can get about 48 minutes use, before it gives me the low battery sign and promptly turns off. Fucking Apple. The best thing they ever did was make the program “Lemonade Stand,” which i hold the highest record of in 1984 at Hillel hebrew Day School in Miami. I started out with $30.00 and wound up with $867.00,  making a net profit of $659 dollars! Charging 38 cents a cup! This is lemonade, people!

Published on August 3, 2007 at 10:43 pm

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  1. On September 5, 2007 at 5:21 am The Wizard (Isadora's Acclaimed Ipod) Said:

    I work marvelously. I can get about…5-6 hours out of me at least.
    I’m no mini
    I’m a mighty.

  2. On February 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm bibomedia Said:

    Have a nice day !

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